What are the best Fantasy Basketball team names?

This week marks the start of the 2012-2013 NBA season.  To honor this momentous occasion, we’ve compiled a sampling of the greatest fantasy basketball team names culled from the far reaches of the interwebs.  Having a great fantasy team name is a time honored tradition, so don’t let your league-mates down.  For a more comprehensive list and some far more offensive team names, visit bestfantasyteamnames.com.

Lebrontourage

Sham Yao
Bed, Bath, and Biyombo
Don’t Bring Guns to Arenas

Afflalo the Yellow Brick Road

Blood Sugar Sex Dragic
Blake Gryffindor

License to Ilyasova
Ibaka Blocka Flame

Nash Potatoes and Grady
Maggette & Meatballs
Every Day Bill Russellin’ (personal team name of the great @Ladd_Davies)
Grand Theft Rondo

Everybody Felt Raymond
Hide J’Kidd Hide D’Wight
Game…Blouses

Afflalo the Yellow Brick Road
Wilt Chamberlain’s Pussy Riot (thanks for the idea @YahooNoise)
Wake and Blake

Chris Duhon Travel Dance
Grange Rover
Hit Me On My Peja
Call of Rudy: Black Hops (thanks user Mattyny4)

-ScreamPukingUnicorn @BestFantasyName, Official United States Fantasy Team Names Keeper of Records as designated by no one in particular.